22 May 2007 @ 10:54 am

title: On monkey sex and human relations in general.

feeling: weird

listening to: ”Digital Monkey” Balkan Beat Box

So after much discussion last night, L, M and me decided that the world would be a better place if we mimicked the bonobo monkey lifestyle. I’m sure there’s nothing that can’t be solved by massive amounts of sex, especially if you add a little marijuana and lots of tasty food in the picture.

Unfortunately, Mr. S does not think that sex outside of a relationship is a good idea, which is why we can’t hook up anymore because “it makes him feel guilty”. Or at least that’s his cover-up story for him hooking up with another girl this weekend. Nonetheless, I truly appreciate you telling me exactly how I should live my love/lust life S, thank you very much.

He would not make a good bonobo monkey.

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